Jeremy Emberling [Dot] Com

So, today, I went to the UL game with Bieber. We got awesome seats at halfcourt.

We sat down, we were early and got ready to enjoy the game. Then, some old people sat in front of us. Then others came. Then we started to smell them. We decided to move. Then, some more old people sat in front of us. I couldn’t help but laugh when the old man sat down, because he miscalculated and sat on the arm rest. Ouch. Then, he did something that was just unreal. This:

Wow. Just. Wow. I was laughing so hard, it was just too funny. It didn’t help when the old people noticed the floor was sticky and kept lifting up their feet and you could hear it sticking to the ground. Just when I thought it couldn’t be any more hysterical… he does this:

I know you can’t tell from the photo, but he’s checking out the cheerleaders. Take note, he did this long enough for me to be able to notice it, take out my phone, and navigate to the camera and take it. To top it all off, UL won in the last 19 seconds of the game, 67-65. Woot.

I ate a pack of Mentos, then had some in my mouth and I tried to chug a Diet Coke. Didn’t end up so well.